lobsterboilance-yo matt you remind me of that one vine where its the kid with the pole yelling 'i have the power of god and anime on my side!'
Matt!-im literally tearing up thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
all that jazz- so I just infiltrate a secure government facility bc I was banned to find you and dad, get yeeted into space by a dumbass, kill Haxus (he was such a bitch like holy fuck), chit off my hair, sneak out of the Castle of Lions (shut up Shiro I'm fine) become a pilot of a semi-sentient lion robot cat, steal ur shit for a disguise, hack into everything that can be hacked into (don't do this kids you'll see shit you can't unsee) nearly die multiple times only to find out ur faking ur death and I say hello and you think I'm dead and ur tearing up bc some little shithead compared u to a vine??
Matt!- yes
all that jazz- okay valid
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Voltron: Legendary Fuckups (Voltron GC)
FanfictionLance finds his, Pidge's and Hunk's old group chat from their Galaxy Garrison days. It's safe to say this isn't gonna end well. This is gonna be a plance story btw y'all but like in the background. I own literally nothing. In chapter five they wa...
