Pidge—>Keith
Pidge- I'm gonna need you to be honest
Pidge- did you
Pidge- or did you not
Pidge-have a pic of moth man in ur hermit shack?Keith- 1) don't call it a hermit shack 2) don't tell lance I'll never hear the end of it 3) yeah
Pidge- chill
Pidge- Nessie is cooler thoKeith- ew wtf
KKogayne—> 'Voltron, MFE Pilots, and matt'
KKogayne- who wants to fite pidge with me
All that jazz- b i c t h
All that jazz- it's a vine shiro
All that jazz- wait nvm I removed himHunkyHunk- pidge have you slept recently
All that jazz- haha no
All that jazz- anyways
All that jazz- wanna fucking go keithKKogayne- Yeah
All that jazz- that's not a problem
Loverboylance- im confused
All that jazz- he thinks mothamn is cooler than Nessie
All that jazz- Nessie is cooler
All that jazz- I'm lowkey gay for herMathematics-Holt- 'lowkey'
All that jazz- fuck off mathew ur fucking gay
Mathematics-Holt- first of all I'm bi dumbass and second Bigfoot is best
KKogayne- what the fuck he isn't
All that jazz- i should have let the bounty hunter kill you
Mathematics-Holt- I pretend to die for one fuckiNG YEAR
RyanAids- when ever the holt siblings speak I feel more and more like I'm on drugs.
All that jazz- mood
Mathematics-Holt-mood
Mathematics-Holt- damnit katieAll that jazz- no but really Bigfoot is a shithead
KKogayne- what did he do to you
Mathematics-Holt- oh god not this again
All that jazz- i swear i saw him
Mathematics-Holt- it was a big fcking monkey y the fck wood he reveal himself to u
KKogayne- Bigfoot is the most basic cryptid
All that jazz- yeah Keith wouldn't go to find Bigfoot but I'd bet he'd invite mothman into his hermit shack
KKogayne- it's not a fucking hermit shack
NahDIEah- yall are so basic. id willingly fuck medusa i would PAY u if i could fuck her
All that jazz- what a fucking icon
KKogayne- n i c e
Mathematics-Holt- ur in luck bc she's totally a lesbian
All that jazz- really?
VERONICA- as a lesbian, I can confirm
All that jazz- this is science and Nadia's and Veronica's gayness is just the baseline data for bi and lesbian in relation to medusa
Mathematics-Holt- shes right. We need more opinions.
Mathematics-Holt- anyone know anymore lesbians/ wlw??KKogayne- allura and romelle is is ur time to shine
Princess- I heard my name
RomCom- I'm gay
All that jazz- we been knew sis
All that jazz- {all that jazz sent one image} in ur gay opinion is she a lesbian. For background she was blessed to protect women by turning men to stone when they look her in the eyes.Princess- oh yeah. Def lesbian
RomCom- 100% also she's kinda hot.
Leaf-dotter- She is a mythological character
RomCom- that's a disappointment
RomCom- but it's fine
RomCom- I'm in love with alluraPrincess- fucking quiznack babe
Princess left the chat!
KKogayne added princess to the chatVERONICA- wtf just happened?
Mathematics-Holt- so we have concluded that medusas a lesbian.
NahDIEah- suck it James
gryffindor- okay ???
All that jazz- yes
NahDIEah- good. Also pidge Nessie is hot
All that jazz- friendship ended with Keith now Nadia is my best friend.
Loverboylance- holy shit hunk what did we miss
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Okay but why am I doing this
Haha
Thanks for reading likes and comments are always appreciated
Also I'm running out of ideas if you can't tell.Also in this household we stan the MFEs
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