Try Me On For Size (SasuNaru/BoyxBoy)

Oh Well I'd Be Damned

"Naruto?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah?"

"You’re a masochistic idiot."

"I thought you got over that!"

"YOU STABBED YOURSELF! HOW COULD I GET OVER THAT! And Sasuke-kun! You should be worrying about him too!" Sakura yelled at them both.

"But if I know Naruto, this isn't even the worst he would do. Just get over it." Sasuke shrugged.

"He could have died!!!" Sakura yelled.

"Not from that Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted. Sakura and Sasuke rolled their eyes.

"Still... Oh, and how's the dating going for you two?" Sakura smirked, they both blushed. "Aww."

"Sakura-chan, I thought you would be mad and wanting to kill me. Like the rest of the female population of Konoha." Naruto told her.

Sakura shrugged, "I'm over it, and anyway, I like someone else. I never really was in love Sasuke like that believe it or not." Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi were staring at her.

"Well I'd be damned."

"That is amazing."

"NO MORE FANGIRLING!"

"Ha ha..." Sakura laughed awkwardly.

"Why though? Why did you pretend to like Sasuke if you didn't love him?" Kakashi asked, taking an interest since it was like Icha Icha Paradise.

"I wanted to get someone's attention, and being a fangirl was the best way." Sakura said.

"Who is it?!" Naruto asked.

"Wait... Let me think..." Sasuke said.

"Wait, is it a boy?" Naruto asked, Sakura rolled her eyes. "A GIRL?!" Naruto yelled.

"What? You like each other and are boys, why can't I like a girl?" She asked, blushing slightly.

"Oh my kami, its Ino right?!" Sasuke gaped.

"EHH!??" Naruto yelled.

"Yes Sasuke, Naruto, why don't you shout it out to the whole damn world?" Sakura blushed.

"Oh... Since Ino likes Sasuke, to get closer to her, Sakura pretended to like what Ino likes, meaning Sasuke. Clever." Kakashi explained.

"Uhh... If you want to put it that way, yeah." Sakura nodded.

"Why are we talking about this? You have to get me back to my home! Not talk about this." Tazuna rolled his eyes at the ninja.

"Hai hai Tazuna-san." Kakashi smiled.

As they carried on walking, Naruto took out a kunai and threw it at the bush.

"HERE!" Naruto yelled, then shook his head, then he took out another and threw it at another bush, "Oh, it was only a squirrel..."

"NARUTO! STOP SCARING ME!" Sakura hit the blonde on the head, out of the bush came a white rabbit, which made Kakashi's movements freeze.

"Look what you did you idiot! Go apologise!" Sakura yelled, and Naruto went and cradled the shocked rabbit in his arms, muttering 'I'm sorry... I'm sorry.'

'A snow rabbit? But they only have white fur in the winter... That means-!' Kakashi thought.

"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!" He yelled and dove for the ground, everyone did what was told and a huge sword swept the air.