Various X Reader Oneshots

Don't Lose Your Head: Damien La Vey x Headless! Reader

"Dames, come on! I promise it's gonna be fucking sweet!"

"I don't know, Polly. This sounds pretty lame for my standards."

"No, I swear, this is legit! Please? It'll be fun as hell!"

"Dude, I was born in hell and trust me, there's nothing fun about it.

Damien and Polly were sitting at one of the tables in the cafeteria, discussing a concert of sorts Polly had invited Damien to. Damien wasn't sold, so the wild ghost girl had to convince him.

"Damien, don't be such a party pooper! You're gonna come watch this and you're gonna love it! Besides, Brian and Vicky are gonna be there, so we can all rock out together!" Polly stated in a matter of fact tone.

"Ugh, fine! But the second this shit loses my interest, I'm out. Deal?" Damien interrogated.

"Oh, definitely! You won't regret this, You have my word!"

"Ok, well, when and where is this thing happening?"

"It's after school in Room 13 upstairs! I'll see you then, kay?"

"Yeah, yeah. Later Pol."
Damien waved as Polly floated off towards another table.

According to Polly, one of her friends was performing for a project for one of her classes and had invited Polly and a friend of Polly's choice to come and watch. So, Polly chose Damien.

Damien shook himself away from his thoughts and continued eating what little he got from the lunch line before the bell rang, signaling the end of the lunch hour.

"Well, let's get this over with..." Damien murmured, heading off to class, thoughts about Polly's offer sitting in the back of his head.

[TIME SKIP]

Damien was sitting in the library, catfishing some random guy online as he was waiting for his last hour of the day to be over.

"Hey, Damien!" A voice whispered from beside him.

"What is it now, Scott? Did   you lose your chew toy behind the monitor again?" He sighed at his werewolf friend.

"No! It was my lucky bone last time! Anyway, do you know what "TTYL" means?"

"Talk to you later."

"But I wanna know what it means now!" Scott pouted as his ears drooped.

"Scott, buddy, I love ya, but you're a fucking imbecile sometimes."

Scott tried to respond to Damien's insult, but before he could, the bell rang.

"Finally! If I had to listen to another one of your questions, I was gonna burn something down."

Damien checked the clock on the library wall and sighed to himself.

"Guess it won't hurt to go scope out Polly's thing she was talking about. You wanna come with me, Scotty Boy?"

"Sure, I'll come check it out! Maybe Polly will tell me what TTYL means."

Damien rolled his eyes before he and Scott headed down the halls. The boys went upstairs and walked for a few minutes, making small talk before they heard a voice

"Damien, over here!"

The two turned their heads to see Polly waving one of her hands wildly. They lightly jogged over to her before Polly spoke again.

"Hey guys! Scott, glad you could come! Are you two ready for one of the sickest performances ever done by a monster?!"

"I'll be the judge of weather or not this will be the "sickest" act I've ever seen." Damien responded skeptically. Polly shrugged in response and floated through the door before opening it for the 2 males.