*refers to salt and pepper shakers as 'dem shaky bois'*
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"ooh nice knifey boi, can i stab my sister with it?"
"no it's very sharp."
"wAIT- can i stab me with it?!"
"can i stab you."
*vigorously nods head* "please do."
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"you know what's really creepy about Happy Together? at the end of the song, he keeps singing the phrase 'so happy together' and constantly repeats 'me and you and you and me' in the verse as if he's trying to convince himself that they're happy, when actually, they aren't."
"uh-huh..."
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"you're turning into your sister and she's turning into you."
"i'm not an insufferable nerd and i do not study 24/7, excuse you."
"you're very close to becoming that."
"hOW DARE YOU-"
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*puts on Sucker by The Jonas Brothers and slaps cheeks in the rhythm of the claps*
"you know i would think that's weird but that is exactly what the song sounds like."
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*from kitchen* "why do have rotting bananas?"
*screams* "because toting bananas are fun to look at!!!"
*laughter* "she's so stupid."
"tHANKS I KNOW."
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"he literally has a l l my uwus."
"what is an 'uwu'?"
"you're an internet child, and yet you don't know."
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