𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 [ 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 ]

Joger or Dealor?

Requested by dancing_deaky  thank you!
Sequel to John x Brian and prequel to Freddie x cats
Enjoy!!! and sorry it took so long. I'm so lazy.

John wanted to run away from home. Brian was a boring and clumsy guy who got him kicked out of his favorite restaurant. Freddie was cheating on him with his cats. Well he didn't really know but he suspected it
Probably why he always told Freddie , "I am allergic to cats!"

Anyways John felt lonely and thought I miss roger oh who cares? I'll go see home right now!!
So John kisses Freddie goodbye and said, "I'll be back, toodles"
"Toodles darling!" Freddie waved as John left
Heh, more time for my darling cats! He grabbed his 10 cats and did stuff with them
I don't know what kind of stuff but he did stuff with them.

John drove over the hills and far away. He knew where Roger because he unlike the others has a good sense of smell. Like a dog, you know.
So he sniffed the path and found Roger's house. He knocked the door
Knock knock
"Whosse there?" Roger screamed
"Me! John!"
"Ahhh wait I have to - do something then I'll come out.

Roger was naked because he just had sex with his car. So he put on his boxers and pants and shirt and shoes and opened the door
"What's up John?"
"Da sky"
"What's with the sky?" Roger confused asked
"Well you asked what's up so I answered the sky because the sky is up."
"No what's up means what going on," rog says
"Oh my mistake,sorry," John says
"No it's ok, so what do you want to do?"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" John says
"What?"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that I - John Richard Deacon wants to shag with you - Roger Meddows Taylor (did I spell it right?)"
"Ahh I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"So you wanna shag too?"
"Yup!"
"So let's do it!!" Roger says and they go to bed
But meanwhile Roger's mind is thinking about his car. He's cheating on his car again! He felt guilty but he didn't say anything. Why is his car always on his mind??? Uhhhh life is so unfair.
"Hey Rog" John says seductively
"Wat?"
"Don't cheat on me with your car"
"Ok I won't." Rog says and feels more guilty. Uhhh life sucks man!!!!

The next day, Rog gets out of bed as quick as he can and tries not to wake John up. He didn't know if John was actually there, since the bedsheets were covering everything. But he could tell by how bumpy the bedsheets were so John is still asleep.

So he went downstairs to his garage and saw that car shining and shining. And gosh she's so gorgeous
So he had sex with her. Then after sex he walked out of the garage to go upstairs and get dressed but right there in front of him was Deacy.

"WHAT THE FUCK ROG!!!!???" He screamed and started crying
"What wrong?" Roger says as he tries to cover his crotch. John was already wearing his clothes so?
"Why did go cheat on me???!!!" He cried
"I didn't!"
"So what were you doing in the garage?"
"I was uhhh just looking through old stuff,"
"LIAR! You thought I was asleep but I was in the kitchen the whole time! I saw you walk to the garage! And you stayed there for an hour!!"
Deacon cried that night because Roger cheated on him with an ugly piece of metal I mean car!! My mistake😬😬😬

Roger felt guilty. So how did he and John finally make up?
By having sex

So they had sex but Roger started moaning "Car" "car"
John got pissed so he slapped Rog and dressed up. Then he packed his things and drove back home

But he didn't drive home because somehow Roggie's car turned into a human? And somehow she kicked him out. But she gave him a huge kick and made him fly back to where he was before
"Get back to where you once belonged, get back Jojo!" Car screamed and John was home again

So deacury is back now. But is it really Deacury when Freddie is obsessing over his cats??
Roger on the other hand was happy with his car. I'm glad he's gone. He was only a distraction. Right car?

Hello it's the author here!🤑
So why am I here? I'm here to thank you guys for 1k views!!! *screams David lee Roth style* anyways I'm so glad to get this many reads.!!