My mum and Simon Belmont

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Before we start story time...

^There (I don't own the picture)

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^There (I don't own the picture)

Now its story time, and probably the most EMBARRASSING thing I've ever posted ...

So I was on my phone, going through this book on Wattpad (obviously), laughing at my own jokes like a sad person XD
And then I got to *dies*, which is a chapter in this book, and after realising what was in that chapter I started laughing at the picture. If you don't know what I'm talking about then just go back to that chapter and see AND VOTE AND COMMENT-
Just kidding. Anyway so I was laughing at the picture...
Then my mum sees. She asks what I was laughing at, and so I'm forced to show her the picture...
She smiled and says to me "Package man," as a joke of course.
I face palm...
But then suddenly my mum's face lit up and she says-
"Pac-Man!"
I look at my mum with probably the most disappointed expression I have ever made in my entire life until I burst into laughter.
Then she starts calling him 'Sausage Simon' and I'm just here like 'I want to die... I should've never let her see the picture...'
But then she said "Simple Simon found a string of sausages to use as a whip!" since I explained to her who Simon Belmont is.

Oh mum, you can really be silly sometimes... *sighs in disappointment of my cringe-worthy mother*
(Just kidding mum. You're the best <3 even though you'll probably never read this...)

Edit: this post was REALLY close to become the 69th chapter (it was chapter 68 unfortunately)
:(

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