NOTE: There are some text messages about the fighters getting drunk. I want you, dear Reader, to know that I am NOT encouraging irresponsible drinking behaviour or anything like that!
I don't really know why I'm announcing this, but I couldn't get this off my mind whilst writing a couple of certain texts. But remember— be safe, everyone!
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Mii Gunner- *sends a random selfie*
Link- You are the most cursed thing I have ever encountered
Mii Gunner- *sends a photo wearing the Sans outfit*
Link- Or not
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Falco- Hi
Fox- What's up
Falco- I made a video. Would you like to see it?
Fox- Sure
Fox- Wait
Fox- NO
Fox- I TAKE THAT BACK
Falco- *sends a video dabbing*
Fox- NOOOOOO
Fox- DON'T TORTURE ME LIKE THIS
Falco- I made another one, but much cooler
Fox- NOOO
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Peach- Hiya Daisy! (^_^)v
Daisy- Hi Peachy! ^_−☆
Peach- Would you like some lunch? ^_^
Daisy- Hehe! Of course, Peachy! ヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ
Ganondorf- Guys it's 3am shut the hell up
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Snake- What?! I didn't get that drunk!
Samus- You went to Cloud, thinking it was me for some dumb reason and slapped his ass, saying 'Hey gorgeous!'
Snake- Oh... what happened next?
Samus- It was not pretty, David
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Ness (to Incineroar)- Okay, I understand that you're fairly new here and I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable or anything
Ness- But if you try to eat my pet fish again then I will actually kill you
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Richter- Why would I, out of all people in this Mansion, get drunk?!
Lucina- I don't know, but you kept on trying to slap Dark Pit, shouting something about 'saving everyone from the dark spirits'
Lucina- It was really weird. Don't ever drink again
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HumorWarning: May contain spoilers Stupid stuff here! I may fangirl in this book... XD I don't own the cover picture I don't own SSB or any of the characters in it
