I can imagine these things happening if Smash characters had phones-
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Lucina- Dad! It's Lucina texting you, hi!
Lucina- Dad!
Lucina- Dad?
Chrom- howdoyouuseaspae
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Pit- Pittoo! I broke my phone!
Dark Pit- Don't call me that
Dark Pit- Wait, you broke your phone? How did you manage that?!
Pit- I dropped it whilst flying, what should I do?
Dark Pit- Why would you fly with your phone?!
Pit- Idk
Dark Pit- Whatever... how bad is it
Pit- I'll show you a picture
Dark Pit- Okay
*inset a screenshot*
Dark Pit- Did... did you just send a screenshot?
Pit- Wait...
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Ike- Marth, you left your phone at my place
Ike- And because I fight and care for my friends, I've kept it here for you to get
Ike- Marth
Ike- Marth come here and get your phone
Ike- Marth!
Ike- MARTH I GOT YOUR PHONE COME AND GET IT
Ike- Wait a minute
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Richter- Colors weave into a spire of flame
Simon- Richter?
Richter- Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Simon- What are you doing
Richter- Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Simon- Richter stop
Richter- Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
Simon- RICHTER
Richter- On that day when the sky fell away
Simon- STOP THIS NOW
Richter- Our world came to an end
Simon- RICHTER IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL WHIP YOUR ASS
Richter- In
Richter- our
Richter- eyes
Richter- did
Richter- a
Richter- fading
Richter- sun
Richter- rise
Richter- in
Richter- the
Richter- dark
Simon- THAT'S IT
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Random phone number- Yoshi, you need to pay your taxes
Random phone number- Yoshi not again please
Random phone number- Yoshi
Random phone number- Are you kidding me?!
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When/if I get ideas I may make more of these :D
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HumorWarning: May contain spoilers Stupid stuff here! I may fangirl in this book... XD I don't own the cover picture I don't own SSB or any of the characters in it
