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Grounded For Life

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I am forced to face 9 months of grounding and 2 months of suspension after I call a girl at my school a whore. NOTE: This is a fake story!

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Locked In A Closet

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by wherestoriesdie

by wherestoriesdie

"Are you serious?"
"Yes, I'm serious."
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN THIS SHIT?!?!?!" I screamed. "FIGURE IT OUT!!!" She screamed back as she slams the closet door shut and storms down the stairs, but then soon, a cop arrives. "Ma'am, somebody sent me a noise complaint and when I asked them for the location, they gave me this house. What's going on here?" He asked. "SHE LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET!!!" I screamed. "What?!"
The cop then storms up the stairs and lets me out of the closet. "Hey! You can't just invite yourself into my house like that!" My mom yelled. "Yes I can! Put your hands behind your back!"
"No!"
"Oh, so that's how you're gonna be, huh?" The cop said as he yanked my mom's hands behind her back and turns to me. "I'll be back for you shortly."
"WHAT?!" I yelled. "Don't worry. You're not in trouble. I meant I'm coming to stay with you for a bit until we can get ahold of somebody." He said as he left with my mom.