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"holy guacamole we're here" Jesse laughed

"Jess that was awful" I giggled

"Nate liked it, look how much he's smiling" Marcus pointed out bouncing him up and down

"he's not smiling because of Jesse" I said and me and me and Jesse burst out laughing

"what? I don't get it?" Marcus asked us confused

"that's his poop face" Jesse chuckled

"seriously? I always think I'm making him laugh but really he's just pooping" Marcus said dejected

"not all the time if that makes you feel any better" I said trying to make him feel better

"yeah yeah, just take your son back while I get all my stuff ready" he said passing me Nate

"we're gonna have to change you when we get to the airport aren't we? cos you're a little stinker aren't you!" I said to him in my baby voice while I put him in his car seat

"Mexico I am in you!" Jesse shouted as he stepped off the plane

"Jesse that's my line!" I pouted

"I know, I thought I'd steal it from you" he chuckled

"lil bitch" I joked

"lil bitch" Melody then said from behind me

"oh my god no way!" Raheem laughed

"Melody darling you really shouldn't say that, it's a bad word" I told her panicked

"but you said it" she said innocently

"I know auntie Lucy was naughty and shouldn't of said it" I said

"in fact we have a rule where if someone says a bad word they have to put £1 in a jar okay so we won't make you put the money in this time, but next time you owe the jar £1" Paige added

"okay" she smiled

"you f-ed up there" Jesse laughed

"oh my god don't even" I giggled covering my face with my hand

"hey Luce where are we meant to be going?" Kate asked me from across the room

"I've got us a coach, it's like a 20 minute drive to our villa" I called back

"okay what's it booked under?" H asked

"you'll know when you see the person holding the sign" I giggled

"oh god what've you done?" Paige sighed

"you'll see, it's nothing bad" I chuckled

"but I bet it's nothing good" Jesse smiled

"oh my god Lucy that's so embarrassing" Trent laughed

"what?" I asked him acting dumb

"the sign he's holding up" he sighed "we have to tell him we're the jalapeño hotties now"

"yep, I did tell them we were the red hot mexican chilli peppers but then Fern changed the group chat name" I smiled

"you're such an idiot" Trent rolled his eyes jokingly

"I'm smarter than you babe" I winked

"that's not hard" Jesse added

"oi!" Trent shouted starting to play-fight with Jesse

"are your uncles being silly?" I giggled to Ivy who was laughing at the boys

"very" she laughed nodding her head

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lucylingard_ part of the jalapeño hotties🌶 embarrassed enough yet? @trentarnold66

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trentarnold66 very I don't know why I've done this to myself🤦🏽‍♂️

- jesselingard technically you didn't

- lucylingard_ yeah I basically forced everyone to come on hols with me😂

paigemilian damn didn't use the one with me in then

- lucylingard_ you said you looked like a gnome🤣🤣

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