England's Girl ~ Jesse Lingard

CXIV

hey guys this chapters a bit different but I've been obsessed with Your Face or Mine at the moment so I thought I'd write Jesse and Lucy into an episode!

"hello welcome to Your Face or Mine I'm Jimmy Carr and I'm joined with Katherine Ryan. Where celebrity guests will be forced to judge their own looks as well as other peoples for a chance to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charity. So let's introduce you to todays couple" Jimmy said

"hi I'm Jesse Lingard, I'm 29 and I'm a footballer for Manchester United and England" Jesse said

"and I'm Lucy Lingard, I'm 23 and I'm a mum and England Team Assistant" I said

"and we met in a bar when Lucy was at uni and we just clicked" Jesse smiled

"so how much of your relationship is social media based?" Katherine asked

"well we'll post videos and photos of our family and stuff but it's not like we're sending everything out there for the world to see" I explained

"so you're not pregnant for the likes then?" she asked

"oh god I think I woulda given up if this was for the likes" I giggled "I didn't ask for two to be put in me!"

"guess I'm just too good" Jesse joked

"can I ask a personal question? We like to ask couples how the you know" Jimmy winked

"oh my god my mums gonna watch this!" I exclaimed

"Lucy you know you are pregnant right, that doesn't happen by holding hands" Jimmy chuckled

"okay we'll spill, usually it's amazing but I mean she's 8 months pregnant so that makes it a little bit different" Jesse told them

"right obviously I mean yeah" Jimmy said awkwardly

"so who do you think are like the best looking people in the world?" Katherine asked

"oh my god like Michael B Jordan, yes please" I smirked causing Jesse to shake his head

"I guess Jesse's reaction brings us onto our next topic of jealousy" Jimmy smiled "are you jealous people at all?"

"I think we both get jealous but not for petty reasons, I mean like I'll get dm's from girls just no message just nudes you know so that's not great for the whole jealousy situation" Jesse explained

"so Jesse what do you consider cheating?" Katherine asked

"like if she's dancing with a guy or anything more like than really" Jesse said

"right so lets test this out, so if I was to dance with Lucy right now" Jimmy said as he got up and took my hand

"no no no because I know how Lucy dances with me so she's not doing that with other guys" Jesse laughed sitting me back down

"right so lets get on with the game, what charity are you playing for?" Jimmy asked

"the Manchester United Foundation" Jesse answered

"our first round is Celebrity Face Off where these two are paired with celebrities and all they have to do is judge who is better looking, so we'll find out who is a VIP and who is an STI" Katherine chuckled "the studio audience has already voted on each pairing and every time they get it right they'll win £500"

"okay so the first one we have Jesse or David Beckham, Lucy who do you think is more attractive?" Jimmy questioned

"right so Jesse I love you so very much, but it's Beckham" I giggled

"yeah no I completely agree I mean look at him" Jesse smiled

"and you are correct Beckham won by 76% to Jesse's 24%" Katherine said