❛ 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐧. 𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

◎ Favourites ◎

Chaehyun didn't have favourites.

He loved Chenle and everyone who isn't Chenle equally.

Though, Johnny seemed to disagree.

"You would literally swim back to fucking Korea if he was crying. Would you do that for me? No. And frankly, it hurts." Johnny slouched back into the sofa with his arms folded and a glare on his face.

Chaehyun made a face.

One which made him look constipated, but it was still one of total denial. He let out numerous scoffing sounds which sounded a lot like he was choking and for a second, Johnny almost cared.

"Whaaaaaaaaaat? I totally would not. I think the American air is starting to mess up to your brain. It's making it seem tinier than usual. And believe me, your brain is usually very tiny."

"See! You're insulting me!" Johnny threw his hands up. "Do you insult Chenle? No. Because you worship the ground he walks on!"

Chaehyun rolled his eyes.

The entire conversation had been sparked by Chaehyun refusing to pass Johnny the salt. So, the older boy decided to make a sly dig stating that if Chenle was the one to ask, Chaehyun would do it in seconds. Then, the denial set in and here we are.

"You're being dramatic."

"You're being dramatic," Johnny mocked, throwing on an exaggerated British accent to match Chaehyun's.

Oh he didn't like that.

"I do not sound like that."

"I do not sound like that."

"Stop it!"

"Stop it!"

Chaehyun exhaled, pinching the bridge of his nose. Well, this was a rare occasion. Usually, it would be Chaehyun annoying Johnny not the other way around and Chaehyun detested how the tables had turned.

"Just admit you're jealous."

"Only if you admit that you love Chenle more than you love the rest of us! Admit that you have a favourite. ADMIT.IT."

"FINE I LOVE CHENLE MORE THAN THE REST OF YOU. I LOVE HIS CUTE LITTLE BLONDE HAIR, THE ADORABLE NOSE, HIS LITTLE DOLPHIN SCREECH THAT HAS SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED. I LOVE IT ALL, CHENLE IS MY BIAS. I LOVE HIM."

Johnny stared wide eyed, almost blankly at a breathless, red faced Chaehyun who's fists were clenched and Johnny was pretty sure the vein popping out was not healthy.

Suddenly, Johnny's face dropped and he pressed a hand to his heart, falling back in the chair as he breathed heavily.

"Oh."

"What? Are you dying?" Chaehyun panicked. "Dude don't die. Can't this wait?"

"You've hurt me."

Chaehyun laughed bitterly. "Heard that before."

Johnny's act dropped and he stared at Chaehyun with a 'are you serious?' look. "God, Chaehyun. When I actually die, I beg it wont be in your presence. I knew you was heartless but you didn't even bat an eyelash!" He then shifted. "I bet if it was Chenle—"

"OH MY GOD, LET IT GO!"

"NO YOU LOVE HIM MORE!"

"YES BECAUSE HE ISN'T AS IRRITATING AS YOU."

"TAKE THAT BACK."

"MAKE ME."

The room fell silent and the two boys stared at each other awkwardly. Chaehyun clasped his hands in front of him and rocked back and forth, pressing his lips into a thin line.

"So what now?" Asked Johnny.

"Uh..." the younger boy glanced around the room before lifting his thumb and pointed over his shoulder. "Go irritate Jaehyun hyung?"

Johnny stayed silent for a second, thinking over the idea before he nodded, abruptly cutting through the silence.

"Lets go."

The two quickly scurried towards the door and pulled it open, they both ran down to Jaehyun's room and kicked open the door. Jaehyun looked up from his phone to find his two members standing together, both grinning creepily. Chaehyun was in a weird position with one leg stretched in front and the other stretched behind it with one hand in the air.

"We're here to annoy you."

"Great."

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Don't know what this is please don't ask, I began writing and suddenly there's this. I needed a distraction so here you are.

This isn't proofread.

I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you so much for reading.

You are appreciated ♡

- Blue x