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WELCOME TO BURLESQUE

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"Would you lot just stop being such pains in the asses and at least try to enjoy yourselves"

Jay chuckled and cleared his throat glancing at Robert, "Care to give him our reasons for thinking this is a terrible idea"

"How about I start", Mitchell interrupted

Kurt rolled his eyes, "Here we go"

"First off these two are married and their wives think we are on guy's holiday"

"So we played golf this morning"

"Yes exactly so why aren't we asleep right now?", Rob chipped in

"Cause we're not ninety and as long as I'm not walking with a cane I can still rock someone's world tonight. And what about you Mitchell, are you still sulking over Diane or are you also gonna get laid tonight"

"I'd rather go to bed alone"

Kurt chuckled and shook his head in disbelief, "Do you know how many hot women our age and even younger would throw themselves at our feet old man......and what did you see in her anyway?"

"You know Kurt maybe if you cared less about looks and more about a woman's personality you would actually have a successful relationship for once"

"Ouch"

"Ok before you two start a cat fight", Jay interrupted, "......we have stopped"

People around them were staring as they all exited the limo

"God why did we have to come in this thing", Rob whispered feeling self conscious as the men around them started looking at them strangely

"They're just jealous", Kurt pushed ahead walking into the doors of the Burlesque lounge the other three slowly following.

"That'll be twenty five kind sir"

A short slender man with a top hat and comical black and white suit greeted them

"Yeah so is this like a strip club or something?"

The man gasped and gripped at his chest, "I ought to wash you're mouth out with jagermeister"

Kurt frowned before being pushed aside by Mitchell who quickly paid and smiled at the man who unlatched the rope and gestured for them to enter with a polite bow

"Welcome to the BURLESQUE lounge"

He looked at Kurt sternly as he emphasized the fact that it was burlesque and not a strip club

After they all entered and took a seat at a nearby table a young blonde waitress walked over to take their order

"And what is you're name?"

"Kurt", Mitchell gave him a stern glare as the young woman blushed

"Four whiskeys on the rocks please"

As she nodded and walked away Kurt turned to him

"Really? This early on and you're already killing my mood"