Training chickens

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Imagine its jisoo's birthday

Lisa: guys come here

Chaennie: *went to lisa*

Lisa: so i buyed a chicken but not just a chicken a real chicken and its jisoo's birthday tomorrow and we're going to give the real chicken to her

Rose: omg a real chicken??!

Lisa: yes and shutup and its in the basement i put it there cuz its noisy

And tomorrow came

Jisoo: i wonder what they'll give me

Jenlichaeng: *carries the chicken*

Lisa: jisoo close your eyes

Jisoo: *close eyes*

Lisa: open your eyes! Tadaaaaaaa

Jisoo: *opens her eyes and her eyes went sparkling* hOly ShiTsoOo

Lisa: do you like it?

Jisoo: i mean of course its chicken bitch

Jennie: okay rose time to-

Rose: TO TRAIN THE CHICKEN!!! *gets the chicken and went outside*

Jisoo: YAH THATS MY CHICKEN!!

rose: bitch fly fly fly *throwing the chicken*

Lisa: holy shit.... i didnt expect this

Jennie: its not a dragon you asshole

Rose: its still needs to fly

Jisoo: NOOOO MY CHICKEN!!!

Lisa: bye bye chicken i wasted money for u to die

R.I.P chicken
Cause of death: rose forcing it to fly

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