New Book of Random NSC stuff

Headcanons that are headcanons

Uh
Ah
Yep

Uh you read that right
Time for sommeeeeee
Headcanons finally

THQ and THQ2, of course....

Okayyyy......

Don is left handed

Duni is lactose intolerant

Jon's favorite musical is Hamilton, huh? Okay

Don's is Mamma Mia! then
His favorite song is "Mamma Mia"

I also imagine him in the afterlife (wherever the d gang are residing in, whatever ya wanna call it) singing this by himself in secret while the others just watch him from a distance

YEAAHHHH IVE BEEN BrOkEn HeaRTeD
(I love this video)

Jon: Hey, do you like musicals?

Don: Eh, I guess...

Jon: YES! Something we have in common! My favorite is Hamilton; what's yours?

Don:

Don: *ABBA softly plays in the background, slowly crescendoing*

Don: Ya know, I don't really have a favorite.

Jon: Oh, mamma mia!

Don: Who f*cking told you?

When Dashlie went missing after Prom after having been picked up by Duni on the side of the streets, she was reported as a missing person and hasn't returned since

Dashlie was 18 or 17 when she joined Duni

That's actually just a fact

Dick lived most of his life in the sewers fighting off a spoopy demon that often materialized as a clown named Pennywise.

Don is bi

Duni is a criminal

Point blank

Kidnapping, murder, manslaughter, stalking, destruction of property....
The list goes on and on

Jon has a hit list

Ashlie was once a passenger on the Orient Express

Uni has narcolepsy (pretty sure everyone is on board with that conclusion)

Uni: *shocked by a sudden event*

Uni: Oh my god!

Uni: *collapses to the floor and falls asleep*

Everyone:...

Enemy: Is.... Is he okay?

Tommy will forever remain a mystery and an anomaly no one will ever get close to understanding..... some say he is not of this world, but from another dimension entirely......

Dawn sometimes listens to Avril Lavigne's song "Sk8ter Boi" on his headphones in hopes that he will someday be....... that sk8ter boi

And I guess we'll leave it at that