Dashlie letting Don and Dick play with her makeup so they stop bothering her. She imagines they would use it correctly, but when she walks in to check on them, Dashlie sees them just drawing on each other's faces. Richard has eyeliner expertly placed on his eyelids since he's used to it, but that's where everything normal ends. Don has drawn a third eye on Dick's forehead and drew a dick on his face too. Don has eyeliner dripping from his eyes and has a smeared cross on his forehead and Dashlie's pale concealer smeared on his dark cheeks. The mirror behind them has the word "penis" written in red lipstick. This is only a few things of what they've done. Dashlie loses her mind and chases after them, for makeup costs way too much to be wasted like that
Duni doesn't allow Dick to go down the stairs. Dick smiles, says "Okay", and jumps out the window
Don, in order to walk through the tall snow, uses step ladders I also imagine—
Don: This is my step ladder
Dick:
Don: I never knew my real ladder
He just says that joke every time and Dick must restrain himself from killing the boi
Don and Dick building a fort in the hallway with the sign "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" taped on the front. Dick shoots a cap gun at Dashlie and Dindsey whenever they get too close. If they are really feeling passive aggressive, Don and Dick will set the fort up in front of one of the girls' rooms
Dashlie's sign at her Cinnabon shop
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Don and Dick going ice fishing Don and Dick chasing after arctic foxes and rabbits just cuz they can Just a bunch of misadventures with them
Dick being donned the Bandit King™ And also being able to sing this song
But maybe just the beginning I guess also:
Don: This is all f*cked, I thought it would be clean!
Dick, grabbing Don by the shoulders and shaking him: HOW CAN IT BE WHEN WE'RE BURNING FAMILY???
Also at the "And life as you know it is changing" I just imagine Dick pointing at the hostage and repeatedly squatting/crouching/whatever, trying to be intimidating but being way too excited
Dick: Grab her, bag her anyway you want, I'm too busy saying what's goin on! Narrator Skills 100
Don has random facts about spiders and also loves spiders
Duni: Tell me something I don't know!
Don: Spiders can only run a certain amount of time because they have asthma.
Now imagine him as a spider jockey
Dick: Alright, Don, get on the horse. Let's get going
Don: I'm good
Dick: What—
Dick:
Don: *is seated on a spider*
Don: I said I'm good
Dick:
Dick, turning around cuz he's tired of Don's sh*t: Okay let's go
Dick was tired of routine and so he burned his old clothes, trading them for the cowboy getup And also I just imagine Nick and Dick's first encounter being like
Dick, pointing a gun at Nick: Finally. I've been waiting for this moment. The moment where I would stand here, look you in the eye, and—
Nick: *yoinks the gun out of Dick's hands*
Dick:
Dick: Well sh*t—
Don and Dick being partners in crime And partners Like ',;) Partners When making their getaway or in order to advance more quickly on their opponent, Dick grabs Don's hand and yanks Don towards him, Don jumps on Dick's leg, Don hops onto Dick's shoulders, and then they(or really, Dick) run at top speed toward the enemy. In order to fight, Dick will yeet Don at the enemy, who will proceed to throw a sword or a dagger at the opponent Give us this power couple with relationship goals pls And also