New Book of Random NSC stuff

Consider: a better version of Mean Girls the Musical AU

A gender swap would work

Cady: Jon (Joanna)
Janis: Nick (Nikki)
Damian: Ashlie (Ash?)

Regina: Dashlie (Damian..? Dash?)
Gretchen: Richard (Uhh... Regina..?)
Karen: Don (Donna)

Kevin: Dawn (same name)

There'd probably not be the whole thing with Aaron since it doesn't exactly make sense. Maybe it focuses more on girl power idk. Maybe it focuses more on how Joanna slowly tries to overthrow Dash(?) like Nikki and Ash(?) plan
Perhaps Joanna gets fake blood dumped on her during the Halloween party after Dash(?) figures out she's trying to overthrow him or something
But then idk about when Joanna turns into a mean girl. Maybe Nikki and her have a moment about true friends or something I really don't know

And during the Mean Girls song, Donna is silent throughout the Karen part until she just shakes her head and says "I don't do musical numbers"
And during "Sexy" she walks out and is like "uhhh yeah no... I don't do musicals- I don't sing—" then the song starts and she's just like "oh ok" passive aggressively. And at the talking lyrics she's like
Donna: And cure some sexy cancer
Donna: what???
Regina(?): yeah, that's not right
Donna: I can sexy cure some cancer—
Donna: Who wrote this???
Regina(?): Sounds like they had a stroke
Donna: I can cure sex cancer
Donna: Thaaat's not a thing
Regina(?): Yeah...
Donna: *shrugs* ehhhhh whateverrrr "I did itttt!!" Yaaaaay

Apparently Donna and Regina(?) seem to be semi-self-aware they are in a musical, but this would probably the only time Regina(?) says something even remotely fourth-wall-breaking. Donna would mainly be the one to casually snap at the fourth wall

Donchard would be a thing because yep. Probably specifically at "Fearless" when Gretchen is singing to Karen. Except it would probably slip under the radar because of gender bias.

Ash(?) wouldn't be a gay best friend. He'd basically just be a normal version of Ashlie.
Also at the prom scene
Joanna: Nikki, we need to talk
Nikki: Nah, I'm good. I'm gonna make out with my prom date. Come here, hot stuff
Ash(?), in bisexual cringe: stop

Reminds me of "Stop". Ash(?) would bring out a stop sign and wack Joanna in the back of the head at the end of the song

I wanna draw the gender swapped versions of everyone now. I actually know what some of them would look like

Also, help with the names on the ones I'm not sure of