Jae: Ok no offense, but some of us *points at her own reflection* need to man the fuck up.
Mingi: *yawns*
Jae: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.
Mingi: Then you must be exhausted!
Jae: *blushes furiously*
San: I need you
Jae: for?
San: Ever
Seonghwa: Hey, what's up?
Hongjoong: *watching Jae hand Jongho apples to split in half while singing at the top of his lungs, San trying to stop Yeosang from putting a screeching Wooyoung in a chokehold, and Yunho and Mingi arguing about who's cuter*
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: My stress levels.
Hongjoong, trying to tell a story: So I was sitting there-
Jae, Yunho, & San from various places in the dorm: Barbecue sauce on my tiddies.
Jae: Who wouldn't fall for this face?
Yeosang: Anyone with balance.
Yeosang: *falls 10 seconds later* fuCK-
Jongho: *pushing on a door that says pull*
Jae: *filming* push harder
San: L is for the way you look at me
Jae: O is for the only one I see
San:V is very, very extraordinary
Seonghwa: E is for everyone shut the fuck up it's three in the morning and unless you want to die I suggest you go back to sleep, NOW
Jae: ...That's not how the song goes, Seonghwa
Jae: I'm the most responsible one in the group
Hongjoong: You literally just set the kitchen on fire
Jae: Yes and I take responsibility for that
Wooyoung: I heard there's a new art exhibition in town.
Jae: Where?
Wooyoung: In my room.
Wooyoung: You can stare at me.
Wooyoung: Free entrance.
Jae: I'm intrigued...
Seonghwa: I am at a loss for words!
Jae, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Seonghwa yelled at everyone for the next twenty minutes.
Jae: I made this marshmallow replica of you, it even has it's arms crossed out of annoyance.
Jae: Do you like it?
Jongho, holding back tears: It's okay
