Jae, after being shot: Hit or miss... I guess they never miss, huh...
Jongho, who hired the hitman that shot her: *over walkie-talkie* Shoot her again.
Seonghwa: No cursing in the house.
Jae: Heck.
Seonghwa: You're on thin fuckin' ice.
Jae: *staring out of the window looking pensive*
Mingi: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she's thinking?
Jae: *internally* Wed-nes-day...whensday? Wendesday??
Jae: What are you, five?
Mingi: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Jae:
Jae:
Mingi: *immediately regrets* I'm sorry please don't kill me!
Hongjoong: So nobody has to go to the bathroom before we leave right?
Jae: Nope
Hongjoong: Ok! Road trip time!
Jae, 3 mins into the trip: Aight so you won't believe this but-
Jae: It smells like upholdmyhand in here.
Yeosang:
Yeosang: What's up hold my hand?
Yeosang: Wait-
Jae:
Jae: I mean, if you insist!
Jae: *sees a spider*
Jae: *screams*
Spider: The STABILITY of that note was phenomenal. Now I don't major in music, but that was surely an A#. Fascinating vibrato. Impeccable technique.
Jae: Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, tonight imma fight till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok on the clock but the party don't stop, no
Yunho:
Yunho: Woah oh oh oh
Jae: *accidentally hits Hongjoong in the face*
Jae: *shocked trying to decide between saying "I'm so fucking sorry" and "are you ok?"
Jae: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Jae: Of course I care about all the members equally
Hongjoong: We we're attacked while you were away
Jae: Is Wooyoung ok?! If something happened to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself
San: We're a team right? Ride or die?
Jae: Sure, I'd totally ride you
San: what
Jae: what
Jae: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes??
Yunho: Jae
Yunho: IT'S 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING
Jae: so... you can't sleep, huh?
Jae: is it because of the blanket?
Hongjoong: Why are San and Jae sitting with their back to each other?
Seonghwa: They had a fight
Hongjoong: Then why are they holding hands?
Seonghwa: They get sad when they fight
Jae: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Hongjoong: cannibalism
Jae: *confused chewing noises*
Jae: love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread
Seonghwa: are you okay?
Jae: San stole my fucking garlic bread
