Yeosang: Where are you?
Jae: coming hoe
Yeosang: WHAT
Jae: *HOME
Jae: I saw my life flash before my eyes
Jae: Can you get the salt from the kitchen please? It's on the top shelf
Hongjoong: you can't reach it? How it must be to be short
Jae:
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: Mingi, can you get the salt from the kitchen?
Jae: Mingi is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof
Hongjoong: what?
Yeosang: i think she means to say that Mingi is drowning
Hongjoong: oh okay
Hongjoong: WAIT WHAT
Jae: There's a fuckin' oul outside
Jae: Ouwl
Jae: Owul
Jae: Houl
Jae: Oul
Jae: How the fuck do you spell it?
Jae: Hoot hoot
Jae: There's a hooter outside my window
Seonghwa: Jae, you're grounded
Jae: I have shows to appear on
Seonghwa, sighing: Besides those; and no tv
Jae: TV doesn't work
Seonghwa: No laptop
Jae: I need my laptop for school
Seonghwa: Then...
Seonghwa, seeing San walk past: Then no San!
Jae, panicking: No San?!
San, confused: No me?!
Seonghwa: No San
Hongjoong, humming: I don't want a lot for Christmas-
Seonghwa: Joong, no-
Jae, kicking the door down: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
San, coming into the room: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
Jongho, from down the hall: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Seonghwa, sighing: Jesus Christ...
Jae: Is there another word for horny, but not in a sexual way?
Wooyoung: Like, "I'm horny for Halloween, but I don't wanna fuck a pumpkin?", like that?
Jae: Yes!
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: You mean excited?
Jae: sometimes my mind is like an internet browser
Yunho: elaborate
Jae , somewhere in the dorm: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from
Therapist: So what do we say when life gets hard?
Jae: I guess you just have to chuck it in the "fuck it" bucket and move on
Therapist: No...
Jongho: *wakes up Jae by shooting her with a nerf gun*
Jae: This is why Hongjoong doesn't fUCKING LOVE YOU
Jae: When I die, donate my entire body to science
Jae: except my middle finger
Jae: give that to Jongho
Jae: Don't you just hate when people always boss you around like, "you've lost a lot of blood, you should get help", like excuse me, this is my stab wound stay out of it
Yunho: YOU GOT STABBED?!
Jae: Like I said, my stab wound, stay out of it
Hongjoong: ????
Jae: AAAAAAAAAAAAYFIGHAYTOTHDKXHRJGBRGJSHFKSIESTHISTVVSHSJEIKDGUVJFAAAAAA
Mingi, without looking up: yeah, I love you too
Jae : I wonder what French geese sound like
Wooyoung: they be like honque
*Jae & Wooyoung wheezing*
Jae: omg it's a cockroach
Cockroach: omg it's underappreciated talented
((BOO! Happy Hala Halloween, everyone! 🎃 Here is my sweet treat to all of you on one of my favorite holidays! What are you being on this spooky night? I hope you all have a good day as well as a safe night to all those who are going to go out to celebrate. Btw the first word in this small paragraph is a hint towards my next book. 😘))
