The Woman Dividing |GagaxCooper

I would have been Okay

Stefani

"Ouch" I mumble as I hear the baby screaming from the bassinet next to the bed

My vagina felt like it was on fire and my head was spinning from the lack of sleep.

"Don't worry babe, I'll get it" I angrily mumble to Bradley who was sleeping without a care.

She was screaming louder as I was trying to gatherers my inner thoughts. I love my daughter to death, but I really want to stuff a piece of cloth in her mouth right now.

I kicked my legs to the side of the bed and picked her up to let her breastfeed. She was still screaming so I stood up and left the master bedroom.

I pulled her back toward my nipple as I walked down the stair hoping she'd latch. Luckily she did and I was beyond thankful she quickly fell asleep.

This mom thing is way harder than anyone has ever talked about. I've been a mom from less than three days and I already need a wine glass the size of the Pacific Ocean.

"Oh gosh I can't wait to drink" I whisper looking over at the home bar

"Baby?" I hear Bradley call from the balcony

"Kitchen"

His footsteps were light and he made his presence with a half-asleep face,

"Why are you up at four in the morning" he rubbed his eyes

"Your nipples are no use and I knew you were going to sleep right through her screaming"

"Oh" he sighed and started making coffee "She's thirty-two hours old and is already making our sleep schedule insane"

"Yup" I mumble slowly falling asleep on the kitchen island stool

"She gets it from her mama" he smirked

"What the fu-" I stopped myself from starting a bad habit "heck is that supposed to mean"

"She likes to keep her daddy" he exaggerated the daddy "and mommy up all night"

"You dirty man" I laughed

"I can't wait to have my girlfriend back" he smiled grabbing a mug from the cabinet

"My sister is here so I wouldn't be making sex talk if I were you"

"Natali sleeps like a bear in hibernation" he teased

"Well, your daughter is in front of you so in my opinion, that should be a real turn off"

"Hm"

"You still are thinking about it aren't you"

"Yup" he smiled pouring the coffee into the mug and taking a seat next to me

"It probably doesn't help that my whole left breast is out on display and your not the one with your lips to it right now" I teased back

"Stefani Joanne, you will be the death of me"

"I'll dance on your grave" I stood up walking to the stairs making sure to sway my hips