Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

chapter seven

Un

Y'all
I'm crying
Tear flowing down my cheeks
It's like Niagra falls in here

Deku
Why??
Did something happen??

Uraravity
Who hurt you
Who must we mobilize the army against

Un

Pffft
No
These tears are of joy
Laughter
FUCKING PISSING MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

Tenyaiida
Let's keep the profanity to a minimum!

Un

You'll be swearing once I tell this story, iida

Tenyaiida
I highly doubt that

Un

We'll see ;)
Anyway,
Listen up
I bumped into Bakugan again

Todoroki
I'm sorry

Uraravity
PFFT

Un

We all are :')
He walked up to me and asked what I did to him which was pretty funny because I don't think he understands still even though I explained it to him
Then he grabbed my shirt and completely demolished my personal bubble
Then he got mad because I called him 'bakugan' and I kinda just walked away
It was good
I think there bonding ヾ(*'∇')ﾉ

Uraravity
You don't exactly 'bond' with Bakugou

Todoroki
Tell that to Kirishima

Uraravity
OH?

Deku
You called him Bakugan to his face???
Do you have a death wish???

Un

Yes

Deku
...
I regret my question

Un

In any case
I'm going to force him to be my begrudging acquaintance and then we become a DYNAMIC DUO OF POWER

Deku
The sad part is that I actually believe that you can do this

Uraravity
...

Un

S A D
I feel betrayed Izu
After all we've been through
After everything I've done for you

Deku
That I didn't ask for!!

Un

Like making you watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend* ;)

Deku
Yes
Like making me watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend
And now I can't stop quoting the lyrics

Un

It's my job

Deku
Your job is ruining my life

Un

Oh no
Don't do it Izu

Deku
You ruined everything

Un