Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

chapter thirty-nine

Un has entered the chat

Un

 
So damn
What a wild day in the life of me
A ua hero course student 

Sizzlebitch 
Youre teling me

Uravity 
I swear, i wont be able to feel my whole body for a week 

Camopants
Why is kickboxing so hard ;-;

Sizzlebitch
For the t h i c c t h i g h s 

Theonewithelectricity
Thicc thighs do me NOTHING 

Thwomp
Every muscle counts dude 
To miss thigh thursday is to be w e a k 

Theonewithelectricyt
So you didnt care at all that the teacher kept on saying
‘Grab his head AND SLAM IT ON YOUR KNEE’
Or 
‘PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE DICK’
The whole time???

Sizzlebitch
Its called self defense asshole 

Uravity
I feel so powerful its not even funny
I could kick bakugous ass 

Camopants
Hell yeah you can >:)

Theonewithelectricty
S e e 
Too much power 
I feel violated 

Thwomp 
Dude 
All im saying is that i had a bomb workout today 
And now everyone feels strong???
I see no downside 

Un
Kiri
You are the only man that matters

Thwomp 
Blushy

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Deku
Confused 
I FEEL LIKE I MISSED SOMETHING

Un 
Oh shit you didnt hear?
O fuck
It's a surprise 
Shut up 
One second

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Deku
Deleteing it doesnt make me unsee it b i t c h

Un
I have no idea what youre tlaking about 
Do you know Mina?

Sizzlebitch 
I have no idea 

Uravity 
Uh,,,

Camopants
(p l a y a l o n g)
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Uravity 
Oh yeah!! Nothing 

Deku
I 
S A W 
T H A T 

Thwomp 
Dude are you sure you’re not just loopy from being in the dorms all day?