Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

chapter twenty-two

Un has logged on

Un
This is it
I'm done
I tap out
Someone take the wheel

SugarMoMo has joined the chat

SugarMoMo
___, what's wrong?

Un
Perfect

Un had changed SugarMoMo's nickname to 'Jesus'

Un
Take the wheel MoMo

Jesus
I'm certainly not anything close to Jesus
But I am flattered you think so

Un
You create
You're amazing
You're Jesus

Jesus
Well, I can see this isn't a fight I can win

Un
Damn right
Oh wait
Darn right

Jesus
Please don't start censoring yourself too

Un
We gotta remain fricking pure

RadioGaGa has entered the chat

RadioGaGa
I heard it's time to pray

Jesus
Not you too jiro

RadioGaGa
Oh my gosh guys
Jesus knows my name
Did you guys listen to my EP up there or something?

Jesus
*Annoyed*
I'm just going to have to sit on this aren't I

Un
I mean
I'm sure you could float above it

Jesus
You know that isn't what I mean
Anyway, what was bothering you ___

Un
Ah yes
My never ending problems
Which one are you referring to?
Social, economic, academic

RadioGaGa
Socioeconomic

Un
Don't even get me STARTED on the socioeconomic issues

Jesus
Well, you just said you tapped out

Un
Oh yeah
THAT
It's my research paper for English and it's KILLING ME

Jesus
Well, what's the paper about?

Un
Teens turning to villain organizations and gangs instead of education

RadioGaGa
Woah
That's some heavy shit
I mean stuff

Un
I mean, yeah, but that's not what's bothering me
It just takes S O. L O N G. to write ;-;
My brain is fried