Dear Sasuke,
First, thank you for checking in on me after Hideyoshi scolded me for "disrespecting Lord Nobunaga's feelings." Second, I wanted to ask you why your friend Yuki is selling women's accessories. He is hopeless. You should tell his boss to get him a better (aka more appropriate) job. I know you told me to send a message through him if I ever got in trouble, but last time, I complained that Masamune was hitting on me and he started muttering about witchcraft. To summarize, he never gets it right. Also, today I was visiting Ieyasu because of a cooking incident I had a while back (ended with burning food and fingers) and he told me that smoke signal pellets are made from wolf doo (or something like that.) In short, I am NEVER contacting you ever again. And it gets better: he let me pet Wasabi!! And don't worry, I remembered to satisfy your extreme sengoku fanboy and I took a picture of him while he wasn't looking. I'll definitely send it to you later. I also got his autograph, thanks to Masamune and Mitsuhide. It took 20 whole minutes to capture him into surrender. You owe me a big one.
Your totally chill and not panicking friend,
MC
YOU ARE READING
Ikemen Sengoku Moments
FanfictionHow does Masamune finally win MC's heart? How many times did Ieyasu write Mitsunari in his hate list? What happens when Shingen gets stuck in a Christmas tree? Why does Kenshin have an obsession with a Star Wars Lightsaber? Who won the coronavirus w...
