Mitsuhide's Blackmail Material

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Nobunaga:
- video of him dancing in his underwear
- screamed like a girl when Hideyoshi caught him eating konpeito in the middle of the night
- caught threatening Bearsace for stealing MC's affection (She likes me more... stop being so cuddly! She wants cuddly? I can do cuddy! *pout)

Masamune:
- caught him debating whether or not to put deodorant on
- video of him sleep walking to MC's room like a zombie muttering,   yumyum!!
- pic of MC teaching him to do a cartwheel (horrendous)

Ieyasu:
- caught smiling
- caught being nice to Mitsunari (ish)
- took the poem of Ieyasu confessing that he liked MC (and put it over his head so he couldn't get it back *Ieyasu is like 2 inches tall)

Hideyoshi:

- caught running in the halls
- Mitsuhide started a petition for Hug Hideyoshi Fridays (MC was the only one who signed up)
- caught him singing "hey Nobunaga"
(Like "hey jude" from the Beetles) when Nobunaga asked for dating advice

Mitsunari:
- said "Shut up" to Ieyasu once (didn't tell Hideyoshi because it would break his heart) *Ieyasu was Ok with it
- Started crying when he got grounded (by castle mother)
- caught doing ballet with his cat (he's really good)

Kenshin:

- stole his stuffed rabbit (This was the sole purpose for the war)
- has bunny pajamas *Mitsuhide sold them on Ebay
- Caught asking Shingen how to wink

Shingen:
- has record of him eating all of Kenshin's pickled plums
- likes to disco (when Yuki's NOT watching)
- French braids his hair at night and puts on a face mask (after finding out, Mitsuhide tried it himself, had to ask Ieyasu how to do it)

Yuki:
- stole his boxers (the ones with unicorns on it)
- video of him getting chased by children (we want hugs!!)
- caught him admiring MC (but completely denied it when questioned by castle mother)

Sasuke:
- found his Ieyasu Tokugawa Shrine
- found his croc collection
- saw his adolescent pic #braces (was just like WHAT ARE THOSE!?)

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