Ikemen Sengoku Moments

A Million Ways to Get Rejected

* Everyone knows that Masamune and Shingen are the biggest flirts ever. Here are the top 10 funniest flirting fails Masamune had to go through before becoming MC's boyfriend. Enjoy!

#1: The tree

Masamune: MC, do you have a boyfriend?
MC: (panics) Yes, I do!
Masamune: (raises handsome eyebrow)
MC: See, it's this tree! I luv u!! (proceeds to hug and kiss the tree)
Masamune: *walks away
MC: Whew, he actually bought it.
Masamune: (2 hours later starts hacking the tree)
Nobunaga: Does anyone know why Masamune is destroying the garden?
MC: Eh. *shrugs
Masamune: walks in
Warlords: (stares at MC)
MC: Uhh.. I mean... NOOO! HE KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!! 

#2: Sick

MC: *in bed with wound on waist
Ieyasu: *bandaging
Masamune: I should go check on MC!
MC: Ahhh!! I can't let him see me like this! I'm not fully dressed, he'll get the wrong idea!
Ieyasu: *deadpans So?
Masamune: (outside MC's door) Okay. Today is the day that I tell her how I feel. Breathe and play it cool...
MC: (Begging) Please do something! Not today...
Ieyasu: *picks her up and chucks her in the closet
Masamune: *bursts in
Masamune: MC, I...... (falters)
Ieyasu: (wrinkles nose) Eww....
Masamune: Oops.. sorry, wrong room (runs away)
Masamune: Wait... this is the right room.
MC: *Runs out half dressed
MC: HIDEYOSHI, MY GOOD MOTHER, SAVE ME!!

#3: The beach

MC: (standing next to the ocean) Ahh... so relaxing.
Masamune: MC, how about a kiss?
MC: (Jumps in the water and pretends to be a mermaid)
Mitsuhide: MC, why are you pretending to be a fish?
MC: *glares
Mitsuhide: *sudden realization
Mitsuhide: MC just realized that she needed to deposit her... bodily fluids in the river and she would like some privacy.
MC: *No longer has brain cells
Masamune: Why is she acting like a strangled fish?
Mitsuhide: Oh, well... she can't actually swim you see...
MC: I TOLD YOU TO COVER FOR ME, NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!!
Masamune: Cover? For what?
Ieyasu: Look, idiot. She doesn't want to kiss you. She's really desperate if she actually thought Mitsuhide would help her.

#4: Avoid

Hideyoshi: Ieyasu, why don't you teach her a skill?
Ieyasu: Are you kidding me?!
Ieyasu: I agree to teach her how to avoid people.
MC: (tears up) Just what I needed.
MC: (A few days later) I feel like I've learned a lot from you, Ieyasu.
Ieyasu: It's your extreme optimism and inability to quit.
MC: Thanks!
Masamune: MC, I'm coming!!
Ieyasu: Oh look, your pop quiz is here! I'll be grading you on your efficiency, effort level, and skill.
MC: *Panics
MC: *Dives into a bush
Masamune: huh? *walks away
Ieyasu: Hey, you passed! A+
MC: Thanks!
*rumors say this is how they became friends

#5: Proposal

Masamune: MC, will you marry me?
Warlords: *gasps
MC: You know, Shogetsu, I would marry you but... you're a little too young for me, and you know, not really my type, and also, we're not even the same species. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but, desperate times, ya know? *finger guns and runs away
Ieyasu: She is officially the most awesome person in this castle.
Mitsuhide: bummer, man.
Hideyoshi: YOU DIDN'T EVEN BRING A RING!!
Nobunaga: Burn!!
Masamune: I was demonstrating how to make one look like an idiot.

#6: Kidnapping

Masamune: Wow, why do we always walk into the forest like this? It's so romantic.
MC: In the game, this is how I get kidnapped.
Masamune: Ridiculous. Come on, give me a smoochie...
Unseen voice: I'm here for the woman. If you struggle, I'll end you.
MC: PLEASE, TAKE HIM INSTEAD!!

#7: Flirting 101

Masamune: MC, you are the most beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes on.
MC: Thanks, same goes to your pet tiger playing with your underwear. *points
Mitsuhide: (gives MC a high five)
Masamune: SHOGETSU!!!

#8: Bet

Masamune: I bet you love me.
MC: I bet I don't.
Masamune: *2 weeks later
Masamune: Yukimura! Get your overgrown dog off of me!!
MC: (gasps) You poor baby! I love you so much --
Masamune: See, I won the --
MC: -- How could you let that bully speak to you like that? You are the cutest little thing I've ever laid eyes on!! *proceeds to play with Murasama for 2 hours
Yukimura: *smirks
Masamune: ...

#9: Perfume

Sasuke: Okay, you're good to go! Here's my list of recommended videos for a successful smoke bomb.
MC: Thanks. You never know when this may come in handy.
Sasuke: Yep.
MC: So, we need... (list of smoke bomb ingredients)
Sasuke: Well, you could always replace that one with perfume...
Masamune: (few days later) *hugs MC from behind
MC: Ahhhh! (Throws smoke bomb)
MC: runs away
Ieyasu: (few days later) Help! Nobunaga, there's a crisis.
Nobunaga: What?
Ieyasu: Masamune came into the infirmary today muttering something about exploding flowers.
Nobunaga: ... that's him every day.

#10: FINALLY!!
(MC didn't reject him)

MC: Ugghh, THE WORLD IS ENDING!!
(on her period)
MC: *cries all day
Masamune: (outside her room) MC, I have chocolate mochi!
MC: *barrels outside
MC: I LOVE YOUUU!!! (Screams and tackles the box)
Masamune: Sooo... will you--
MC: YESSS!!!