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Careful: Read at your own risk. Mitsuhide will hunt you down once you find out what he did :)
In case you didn't catch on, this is just a compilation of the warlord's lowest moments... not mentioned in the history books. Enjoy!
Nobunaga: Had one of those man-periods - had a screaming match with a stuffed bear - won by slicing its head off - spent the next 20 minutes crying and apologizing to the bear - had mochi cravings and Hideyoshi was literally powerless to stop him from eating his candy
Hideyoshi: accidentally went drunk (courtesy of Mitsuhide) and started doing everything he was against (basically everything dangerous) - he went bear-hunting with Masamune who was literally like "this is the best day ever!!!" - ran in the halls - forgot to feed Mitsunari who accidentally starved without him - during dinnertime, Ieyasu went to feed Mitsunari (grumbling to himself and also not sure who to be more concerned about: Hideyoshi or Mitsunari) - Even forgot to brush his teeth (imagine how shocked he was the day after)
Mitsunari: Accidentally cussed in front of Hideyoshi - Ieyasu and Masamune had one of those one in a lifetime agreements - Masamune was like, "lets prank Mitsunari" and Ieyasu was like "grunts" - So anyway, they got him to say **** during dinner (let you imagine) - Everyone else started to laugh, Hideyoshi literally starts crying - Every time Mitsunari sees a carrot, that's what he says (he still doesn't know the meaning) and Hideyoshi literally does not let a single carrot into his sight
Mitsuhide: The face of grace exposed - farted during the war council (the really loud kind) - everyone was too terrified to laugh - enough said.
Masamune: Potty problems - got his foot stuck in the toilet - had an argument earlier with Hideyoshi about his behavior, and was too arrogant to ask for help. - After an hour later, he finally relented and screamed for Ieyasu (cause you know, they are best buds) - Ieyasu actually smiled. - Hideyoshi had the last laugh
Ieyasu: MC and her modern pranks - he was mildly sick -MC gave him some "medicine" that he was supposed to rub on certain parts of his face -MC came in 5 minutes later and started snapping pictures of him - he had just discovered "makeup" - Of course she sent it to Sasuke
Kenshin: Large family - the rabbits brought in some more friends - discovered hamsters, kangaroo rats, mice, prairie dogs, and beavers - especially liked beavers - now, whenever he goes to war council, there is a huge mass of small furry creatures on either side - Yukimura is legit so scared; bunnies are terrifying - where do they even come from?
Shingen: Oop got rejected.
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Yukimura: Where are his boxers? A: Sasuke sold them on Ebay
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Sasuke: Lost his entire croc collection - slowly but surely rebuilding one croc at a time - has a gold croc, a girl croc, and a unicorn croc - look'in good - dang this guy has so much style
Haha hope you guys enjoyed! I was suffering from writer's block for a while so I was gonna stick to something less original -_-. Anyway, have a GREAT spring break for those of yall still in school! Thanks for the support! 🖤
