bring it back ➳ ben hardy [2]

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realchalamet theodosia hasn't even been in my apartment for five minutes and she's already managed to make herself a bowl of chicken ramen, create a blanket nest on the floor, and delve into rewatching the office
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realchalamet i'm not even mad about this, i'm just entirely impressed
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realchalamet and i mean it. five minutes. the ramen took three and somehow making the nest and turning on the office took two
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realchalamet we ought to create a new type of olympics based solely on things theo does

user king finally back from being silent and it's just theo content
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user and what about it sis
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user take your plate and be fucking grateful for the meal

theolovescars you're so fucking dramatic. i got here at noon. it's 1300 🙄
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realchalamet theo, you landed at noon. you arrived at my apartment at 1250. you walked in my apartment door at 1255. it was 1301 when i began to tweet these happenings
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theolovescars so now you have a sense of time, huh
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user i know it's just as friends but any timotheo content is some good fucking content

user i missed our dynamic duo
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user me too sis
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theolovescars me three sis
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realchalamet i didn't
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realchalamet jk
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user THEY REPLIED I'M FUCKING FAINTING
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user what soft shade

user why is there so much hype surrounding theo? she's a half assed poet and an even worse actress who can't figure out who exactly she wants to fuck
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user you... you aren't wrong 👀
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user if you don't like her you could always. you know. keep that the fuck to yourself 👀
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realchalamet i know pronounce all who feel a need to tweet their hate about theo blockedt and reportedt 😤
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user tim > any other friend

mazzellojoe for being a relatively lazy person, she's so quick at getting into her sloth state
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user JOE AHHAHAH
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theolovescars rude
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realchalamet he's not wrong
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theolovescars it's still rude :(

theolovescars now taking friend applications. hmu