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Messages                                   3:26pm
Hoseokie (1)
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Hoseokie: Hey

Hoseokie: would you
mind if my friend tagged along?

You: oh no, not at all

You: the more the merrier

Hoseokie: okay great

You: though it would
be a little awkward|

You: see you then

Hoseokie: :)

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You: :)

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Hoseok
3:50pm
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You: I'm here
Delivered

You: and your friend,
Jimin's here as well
Delivered

[you keep your phone on the table in front of you and return an awkward smile to jimin. Suddenly your phone pings  catching both jimin and your attention. The lock screen displays a notification from 'Hoseok'. You're glad you changed his name or 'Hoseokie' wouldn't have left a decent impression on Jimin.]

hoseok: I'm so sorry

hoseok: I had to run an
errand for Professor Choi

hoseok: I'm almost there

hoseok: Sorry again

You: no problem

You: see ya

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Messages                                   7:24 pm
CHICKENS (6)
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Creepier created this group

You were added

Creepier added Hoseok

Creepier: Ayo

Hoseok: That's the first time
you've done something productive

Creepier: That's kinda hard
to believe coming from u

Hoseok: oh really?

Creepier: uhu

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Hoseokie: you're very no fun

Creepier: neither r u

Creepier: and why is y/n spying on us?

Creepier: she's been reading all the texts

Creepier: hello y/n, you have
been caught and will be charged
a date for espionage

You: excuse me?

Creepier:
just kidding

Creepier:
I'm glad you replied, finally

You: hoseok, how the hell
do you know him?

Hoseokie: I know I know

Hoseokie: I regret knowing him

Hoseokie: I've been asking
that question myself

Creepier: okay, u guys

Creepier: lets be honest

Creepier: hobi is lame

Creepier: and y/n, you're
not supposed to take his side

You: Who are you and
why are you here?!

Creepier: did hobi bribe
you with Oreos or somethin

Hoseokie:
she supports reality

You: Jokes apart

You: how are you friends
with the sp|

Hoseokie:
yeah, lets come to the point

Hoseokie: tell him who's
more fun to be with

Creepier: It's obviously me

Creepier:
y/n and I are meme partners