SPAM.

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Creepier: Y/n and I are meme partners

You: jimin??

Creepier: y/n?

Creepier: *dramatic music plays*

You: you're jimin??

You: you're park jimin????

Creepier: I dont know

Creepier: you tell me

You: why you

You: i mean

You: but you're a

You: spam

Creepier: nice try

Hoseokie: spam lmao

Hoseokie: yeah, jimin's a spam

Hoseokie: I'm gonna change
your name to spam, jimin

Creepier: you got no jams

Hoseokie: look who's talking

Creepier: a gentleman

Hoseokie: oh wait, its just a spam

Hoseokie: time to ignore

You: yeah

You: never reply to a spam

Hoseokie: never

Hoseokie: so did u enjoy today?

You: yeah thanks a lot

You: the food was great

Hoseokie: I'm glad u liked it

Creepier: what did i do to
deserve such ostracisation?

You: u spammed

Hoseokie: lol yeah

Creepier: hey, an hour ago
we were trolling hoseok together,
what happened?

You: u happened

Creepier:

You:

You: you've been spamming
me for weeks now

Creepier: okay

Creepier: tell me more of what I did

You: you advertised various
brands which, according to you,
cures female insecurities

Creepier: now u make me
sound like i actually did that

You: yes you did

Hoseokie: that's fun

Hoseokie: encore!

You: I'm not joking hoseok

Hoseokie: okay?

Creepier: What?

You: let me ask u a question

You: do you know
anything about the
blueberry bar?

Creepier: yeah

Creepier: it's a bar down
the street next to the
Do Bong restaurant

You: wow

You: you have no
conscience, do you?

Creepier: what have I done?

You: how long have
you two been friends?

Creepier: five years

Hoseokie: woah that long??

Creepier: those tough
years of looking at your face

Hoseokie:
my face is what u call, an art.

Creepier: i dare u to say
that infront of jin hyung

Hoseokie: oh shit

Hoseokie: i was supposed
to ignore the spam

You: yeah u did this
to urself, now suffer

You: never reply to a spam,
I'm telling you through
personal experience

Creepier: we're still joking right?

Creepier: right y/n?

Hoseokie: y/n?

Creepier: did she go offline?

Hoseokie: Did something
happen between you two?

Hoseokie: u guys seemed to get
along pretty well when were
in the restaurant

Creepier: i dont know

You: Justin seagull

You: rings a bell?

Creepier: uh... no?

Hoseokie: I know some Justins
and we have seagulls in South Korea

You: you know a Justin??

You: are you friends with him?

Hoseokie: Justin Beiber? Timberlake? Trudeau?

Hoseokie: No I'm not

Hoseokie: But I would love to

You: *sighs*

You: imma sleep now

You: night

Creepier: nighty night!

Hoseokie: good night,
don't let the bed bugs bite,
drink sprite!