I Missed You- Kleinsen (deh)

Jared

Zoe and I have a plan.

A very sneaky plan indeed.

A plan that could benefit everyone involved,

Or make my two best friends hate me.

But fuck it, I'm doing it anyway.

I met up with Alana at a Park near her college campus, just to talk and hang out. She ranted about one of her classes for, like, ten whole minutes, and I just pretended to listen, cause I really could not give two shits. Then, she invited me over to her house that weekend for a little get together with her and Zoe. I said sure, and she left to go to the bathroom... leaving her phone on the picnic table. I snatched it, put in the passcode- that I totally did not watch her put in a million times so that I could memorize it just in case- and found Zoe's contact. I put her number in my phone and put Alana's exactly where it was before. She came back. We talked some more. Then we left the park.

When I got home, I texted Zoe:

Me:
Yo, this is Jared

SneakyPlanChick:
How tf did you get my number

Me:
Skills

Ok I stole Alana's phone

SneakyPlanChick:
That makes sense

Me:
I need to let you in on my plan

SneakyPlanChick:
What plan

Me:
Did Alana tell you about the get together she wanted to do?

SneakyPlanChick:
Yeah, why?

Me:
I'm thinking about inviting Evan

Secretly

SneakyPlanChick:
Wait you and Evan are still friends? I thought you were mad at him

Me:
I got over it

SneakyPlanChick:
Okay, but why are you going to invite Evan? Isn't Alana still upset about what happened?

Me:
Yeah, that's the point. We're going to help them make up

SneakyPlanChick:
I don't think that's a good idea

Me:
Listen, Evan told me that he wanted to at least apologize to Alana, but he didn't know how. This way, we can set it up so that he can talk to her

SneakyPlanChick:
Okay, fine. But if Alana gets mad at me, I'm suing you

Me:
That's respectable

SneakyPlanChick:
How are we going to do it?

Me:
Don't tell her that's he's coming with me. Just pretend everything is going how Alana thinks it is going. I'm gonna tell Evan that we're going to one of my friend's house, and because he's never been to Alana's before, he won't know that the friend is actually her. Then when we get there, try to convince her to talk to Evan cause she likes you more

SneakyPlanChick:
Alright. I'll try

Me:
Great

Now all I had to do is convince Evan to come with me.

"Dude come on, it's fine. She's chill."

"Remember the last time you told me 'it's fine'?"

"No. I don't. We've been over this. I was so drunk I literally could not remember a single thing that happened that night."