beetlejuice: is lydia the big spoon or the little spoon
lydia: im a knife
barbara: little spoon :)
betelgeuse: don't panic i'm in charge
barbara, adam + lydia: that's why we're panicking!!
betelgeuse: sorry i'm late what did i miss
the maitlands: an invitation?
adam: did you listen to a single word i said?
betelgeuse: in my defense, i heard five, that's a new, record!
betelgeuse: i can explain
barbara: can you?
betelgeuse: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
barbara: date someone who takes your breath away.
lydia: i think that's called chocking, and that means they don't like you very much
