Math Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.
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A teacher once stood up and said to her class, “Anyone who thinks that they are stupid, please stand up.” No one stood up for a few seconds and then in the back of the room, little Jimmy rose. “Jimmy, why do you think you are stupid?” The teacher asked. Jimmy quickly replied, “Oh I don’t think that, I just didn’t want you standing up there by yourself!”
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A/N: I DIED LAUGHING XD
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