Tell me! Which is you favorite! :D
(1)
Boy: I saw on the television last night
Friend: Really!?!?!? What channel!?
Boy: Animal Planet
(2)
Definition of being a Human:
Cuts trees, makes paper and writes "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.
(3)
When I'm on my death bed, my last words will be "I left a million dollars in the... "
(and if I miraculously didn't die yet I'll be a bitch and still not complete my sentence!)
(4)
Girls work on their looks not their brains, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
(5)
Son: can I have some money?
Mom: no what do you think, I am made of money?
Son: isn't it what it stands for?
M- Made
O- Out of
M- Money
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Teenage Posts
Random[ #184 in Humor ] Ｏ(≧∇≦)ＯCOMPLETED!! Teenage Posts that might relate to you ;) These are just some (Or as you might say A LOT O' MY FAVEZ) of my favorites! XD {4 EX: It's funny how we can remember the lyrics of hundreds of songs, but can't remembe...
