Teacher: "Your eyes are safe today."
Dillion: "Dang it, I wanted to see porn."
"Why suck your own body part when you can suck another's?" - Chloe
Andrew: "Shut the front door."
Zack: "Shut the back door."
Andrew: "Shut my back door."
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...