"I look at the polo shirts, and they're brown. Brown with stripes. Fully brown. Brown polo shirts. And I go, 'these are the ugliest things I've ever seen!' My dad walks in, and I ask him, 'are these yours?'. He says 'yes', and I say, 'I see why we don't have a stepmom yet!'" - Lowen
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
