Aaron: "This is the only time I'll be proud of you all season."
Me: "Cherish it."
Aaron: "No, don't cherish it. That'll just make me want to kill myself faster. I'm already gonna kill myself in five days, don't speed it up."
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
