AND FINALLY...TO CONCLUDE BOOK 2...
QUOTES FROM THE HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!
(THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TWO MONTHS AGO!)
"Hitler definitely had a room in his gas chamber just for fucking people." - Ethan
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"Hitler is hot as fuck...Hitler is the hottest man alive." - Ethan
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Ethan: "I'm gonna make a mustache for you out of my hair."
Dillion: "Ewww."
Ethan: "Not my head hair. That's gross."
Dillion: "Now we're talking!"
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"How old are you?...You're a sophomore? A year older? That's illegal... Your birthdays are 19 days apart? That's over two weeks...Do you have a job? What is your occupation?" - Ramaya hijacking Lowen's phone to interrogate her then-girlfriend
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Jaxon: "Imagine being named Gavin and being in orchestra."
Dillion: "Imagine being in orchestra."
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Ethan: "We're drug dealers and drug users at the same time."
Me: "Which drugs?"
Ethan: "All."
Me: "Can't you die from that?"
Ethan: "Most likely."
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"I'm too high to die." - Ethan
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Tanner: "Am I insane? I swear I just saw Maggie."
Lowen: "You're going crazy!"
Me: "You're certifiably insane."
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"I hate white people!" - Tanner
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Abby: "Mr. K is a marriage counselor."
Me: "He is?"
Abby: "Period."
Congratulations on making it through 400 quotes from all the chaotic people I overhear! But don't worry, there are tons more (I'm incredibly behind on posting them here, oops), and I'm recording more all the time.
So thanks for staying this long, and keep sticking around. Book 3 is coming soon!
actual legends | overheard quotes 2
started: 7/6/19
completed: 2/15/20
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
