(LATE NIGHT) HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!!
"What are you dressed up as, Mr. Graves? A sad old man?" - Maggie
Maggie: "Are you a gay butler?"
Will in a mime costume: *winks*
Ms. Perkins: "Write a 2-sentence horror story."
John: "I woke up one morning. I was skinny."
Gavin: "I opened a packet of Kool-Aid. It wasn't watermelon flavored." *slams hand on table* "It was cherry!"
"That voiceover would be so much better if it was done by a gay guy. Like, 'I woke up at like, 12:07 A.M., and this shadow came and like, unzipped my pants. And then they killed me.'" - Gavin
Ms. Perkins: "I'm completely gray up here."
Andrew: "That's okay, because Johnathan Norwood is your grandma."
"I'm dressed up like Andrew." - Lowen
Maggie: "He chucked tea at me."
Me: "That's what he threw at you?"
"Simba looking thick today, damn!" - Gillian
"We are so iconic. We got a Mormon, Annabeth, Simba, and a fucking clown." - Maggie
"Bit windy out today, eh? Almost lost me hat! 'Appy Halloween!" - Lowen in a British Isles accent throughout the entirety of trick or treat
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
