PART 300 CELEBRATION!
in which i go through the archives and find a collection of 30 never-before-seen old quotes (in chronological order) for you guys so i can get some semi-current ones in here after this!
1.
Kid 1: "I'm Batman."
Kid 2: "I'm the Cleveland Browns."
Kid 1: "I'm your mom."
Kid 2: "...I'm Spider-man."
(overheard by angel_on_fire11)
2.
"Dillion's a real American. He's the peak of humanity." - Ryder
3.
"Ah, Snapple." - Lowen
4.
Haylie: "They say high school is so fun."
Emily: "That's just because people get to vape in the hallways."
5.
My dad: "I am so smart!"
Me: "Never thought I'd hear you say that."
6.
"I'm mentally disabled." - Haley
7.
Kim: "They got nothing on you guys."
Lowen: "That's a lie."
Haley: "They got a lot of stuff on us."
8.
"You gotta just act like you own it. Fake it 'til you make it. I act like I own this property and I do, I own this." - Michael
9.
"You're mega gay." - Helena
10.
"That's the fakest name I've ever heard. Velazquez." - Miss Marvin talking about our then vice principal
11.
"Lucifer is hilarious." - Jessi
12.
Levi: "Are you sure she was just playing pool?"
Ms. Mericle: "I know she was because she was with her boyfriend."
13.
"It's like a mullet angel...thing." - Haley
14.
"That's a big bro moment." - Andrew
15.
"She's acting like it's Mission Impossible." - Lowen
16.
"Petey's got a boomerang!" - Dillion
(Petey is our mascot)
17.
"It's pizza time." - Andrew
18.
Joe: "Buzzard, would you like to say hi to Darryl?"
Mr. Buzzard: "No."
19.
"That's because he's losing and he's flailing out now." - Mr. Grau
20.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Dillion sleeps tonight..." - Ryder
21.
"Here we see a majestic Dillion drawing." - Ryder
22.
"I was Hitler in a previous life." - Dillion
23.
"Don't worry, guys. If we work together, we can accomplish anything!" - Devon
24.
"Ain't that a coinkidink." - Helena
25.
"Get disowned!" - Helena
26.
"You're a good idea thinker." - Owen
27.
"Your hiccups sound like a baby bird is dying outside, how could we not notice?" - Lowen
28.
Me: "This looks like a cult!"
Ryder: "It is."
29.
"She's bad at walking, sorry." - Random kid
30.
"I'm thiccer than you!" - Teo
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
