Uncle Mark: "You're wearing Aldi socks?"
Me: "I don't know what they are, I borrowed them from Aunt Maria."
Uncle Mark: "Oh, I was about to congratulate you."
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
