Ashton: "I don't have a dick. I removed it."
Gillian: "mY dIcK feLl oFf!"
Ashton: "I was taking too many stereoids for my disabled teeth."
Gillian: "So it fell off?"
Ashton: "Yeah, it fell off."
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actual legends! | overheard quotes 2 ✔
Random❝this right here is a true legend. us mortals could never.❞ the second collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 7/6/19 completed: 2/15/20 book 1: what an ico...
