Jean x Reader: Love-Hate (Modern AU)

Chapter Two

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You logged onto wattpad. Seeing Eren-is-swaggy updated his story, you quickly pressed the 'Continue Reading" orange thing. It was,  ahem, a Jean x Reader story.  Eren begged you to read it,  you actually liked it. . . Just because of the insults to Jean. Eren based Reader-chan on you. You got a PM on there from "Shut_the_heck_up_brat" (Levi obviously.) It read:

Shut_The_Heck_Up_Brat: Well, Jean likes you. I think Eren wants a word with you, that brat.

(Your username): Okay.

Levi was right. You received a text message from Eren.

Eren: I know something that will make Jean so mad/Jealous.

You: Sure. What?

Eren: Go out with me. Well, pretend to.

You: . . . But, what if you or I get too attached?

Eren: Don't worry about it. We'll still be friends,  okay?

You: Okay. But, it would be better if the others didn't know.  Hehe

Eren: Exactly what I was thinking >:)

You: So, we need a story about how we became 'a thing'.

Eren: . . Hmm. . Well. . Never mind the idea!

You: Good.

Smirking,  you were satisfied.  Dating Eren would be awkward. You were friends. Dialing Mikasa's number, you gave her a call. She answered. "Mikasa, do you and Eren want to come over tomorrow?  Yeah, it's Friday today. Great! See you tomorrow! Oh, 2:00 PM or later. Alright. Yeah, I'll text you the address. Bye~" You hung up.

An hour later, you thought about inviting more people.  Adding a group chat, you typed:

Okay. So, guys, Eren and Mikasa are coming over tomorrow.  Want to join us?

Marco: Sure!

Annie: Whzt time?

Annie: What. Typo. . .

You: 2 PM or later.

Annie: Okay.  I'll be there.

Reiner: Ok, I'll be there too

Bertholdt: well. . Um. . S-Sure. ^^"

Sasha: Sure!!!! Will you be having a lot food?!?!

You: Lol. Sure

Connie: I'll be there too!

Sasha: Okay! WAIT, WHAT ABOUT ARMIN?!?!

You: Of course.  Armin?

Armin: Oh. Just saw this. Sure!

Sasha: And Erwin!

Jean: The senior?

Sasha: Yes

You: When did Jean get in here?!?!

Sasha: I think you accidentally tapped his name.

Jean: Missed you too, _______. ;)

You: . . . . .

Eren: Horseface, keep your hands off my girl~

You: Good Charlotte! . . . . Eren, I said 'no'

Eren: Are you sure?

You: Positive.

Eren: Fine.

Annie: Wait. . . Do you like _____, Eren?

Eren: No.

Eren had been telling the truth.

You: Yeah, we're just friends.

Eren: . Yeah, just friends.

Jean: That looks convincing.

You: Jean, do you like me?

Jean: Uh. . . . . . . No. . .

You: Yours is way less convincing. Anyway,  I gotta go. See you all tomorrow?

Marco: Yes

Annie: Sure

Mikasa: Why not?

Krista: Yep.

Ymir: Oh, hi. Sure, simce Krista's going ;)

Sasha: Yes. POTATO CHIPS

Connie: Mhm, see you there _____.

Armin: Yeah, I'm going

Erwin: *randomly came* Oh, I just saw this.  Okay, sure.

Jean: You bet!

You: Great-- Wait, Jean?!?! Well, I need to go.  Peace!

Jean: . . . She said my name~

Annie: ?

Annie: OMG. YOU LIKE ______!!

Jean: CRAP. I TYPED THAT?! Uh, I have to go visit my grandmother.

Marco: But, Jean. Your grandma is in the Bahamas right now.

Jean: *facepalm* Shush. Um, I need an asprin. . .  .

Marco: . . . Jean, you like _____.

Jean: Oh my gosh,  I got Bioshock Infinite.  I need to go play it. Bye

Marco: Can I come over and play it? c:

Jean: No.

Marco: But, why?

Jean: Oh. . Uh, it's a special edition, one player only.

Marco: I'm going to Google it.

Jean: . . .

Marco: Jean! There is no such thing! :(

Annie: Don't worry Marco. You can play on my PS4 if you come over.

Jean: PS4?! Can I play?!?!

Annie: No, you have Bioshock Infinite

Jean: I made it up! C'mon!

Annie: Serves you right.

Marco: Sorry Jean. So, Annie, when can I come over?

Annie: Right now if you want.

Marco: Great! I'll be over soon!

Jean: Marco!

Jean: Buddy!

Jean: .

Jean: . . Crap