The Los Santos Babysitter | Oscar Diaz

Taste

Slide on a pimp game with my pinky ring
Lotta gang, lotta bitches, and a icy chain
Money like a shower, that's my rain dance
And we all in black, like it's Gangland
Say the wrong word, you be hangman
Watch me stick to your bitch like a spray tan

You know...
Sometimes I say shit, and I'm like damn.. I really said that.
This was one of those times.
Her eyes widened, all scared.
I chuckled, "why you giving me that look, I'm just messing with you."
I watched her little body move towards me and -

"Ow," I hissed.

She just fucking kneed me in the leg, I raised both my eyebrows at her, "you wanna die?"
"You want to lose your testicles?" She spat.

Oh damn.

"Why you always so uptight for Elaina," I laughed, "it was just a joke."
"You ain't funny Diaz," she snapped.
I grinned, "I like the way you say my last name girl."
Her mouth fell open.
I licked my lips staring down.
It's fun fucking with her.
Her face turned bright red and her eyes widened.
She hastily turned her face away and went stalking off towards where Alejandro was.
How cute, she's embarrassed.
I'd like to see more of her, I should invite her to the party tonight.
I hadn't dated any other females since Charlize, I didn't want too, I had my son to think about.
Los Santos and him took all my attention, and that's the way I liked it.
It was nice having a female around though, one who didn't try and jump on you every second.
Elaina's good company.
She returned back from the room with Alejandro, "you ready bud," I asked smiling.
He frowned, "am I gonna come back to, to hang out with Elaina again?"
She smiled, "yeah of course you are."

She's so good with him.

"Yay," little man shouted jumping up and down.
I chuckled, "come on little homie let's go."
Now is the time to ask her.
"Hey Elaina, what you doing tonight?" I asked nonchalantly.
She shrugged, "nothing."
"Want to come to a party tonight?"
She thought about it for a few moments, "no thanks, parties aren't really my thing."
How can I get you to come?
"It'll be a good opportunity for you to get the know the fathers of the children you'll be taking care of, you know... break the ice," I smirked rubbing my chin.
She bit her lip, "I'll come for a bit, but then I got to leave for my shift at work."
I nodded, "give me your number, I'll text you the address."
She furrowed her brows, "why do you need my number? Why can't you just tell me right now?"
I rolled my eyes, "I need your number anyways, I need to be able to get ahold of you when it comes to my son."
She looked down, "oh yeah, you're right...sorry."
I gave her my phone and she put her number in, "I'll text you," I said looking towards Alejandro.
I opened the door and he walked out waving goodbye to Elaina.
"Later Babysitter," I muttered.
She scoffed rolling her eyes, "Bye Spooky."
Spooky?
"Call me Oscar."
I didn't stay long enough to hear her reply.
I shut the door and went walking towards my car with Alejandro.
After strapping my son in I got in my seat and saved her number under: Babysitter Next Door
I laughed, I'm so funny.
I drove off dropping Alejandro off at his moms, for the millionth time she gave me that stupid stare of hers.
I think she tries to be intimidating, but she's a stick and I'll throw her ass any day of the week.
I pulled out a smoke, "so annoying," I muttered shaking my head.

"What's annoying?"

"Ah, fuck!" I yelled.
I turned to see Pepe's stupid fucking face grinning at me through the passengers side open window.
"The fuck you think you doing scaring me like that?" I shouted.
"Let me roll with you Oscar," he asked pleadingly.
"You stupid— alright I guess fool," I glared.
He hopped in when something came to mind, "what you doing over here," I asked confused.
He looked down quickly, "uh visiting my nephew," he replied.
He's looking away...
"You don't got a nephew fool, unless your 11 year old sister had a baby I don't know about."
He let out a dry laugh, "nah, my bad.. not my nephew my cousin."
He's still looking away...
Whatever.
"Aye," I interrupted, "I invited the babysitter to the party tonight."
He raised his eyebrows, "Elaina.."he said slowly.
Too slow.
"Yeah," I asked, "Elaina, why you like her or something," I glared.
His eyes widened, "huh? Nah spooky, I don't think of her like that."
He turned to me, "Why? You have a thing for her or what?"
I gave out a nervous laugh, "me, nah homie, she's a babysitter. Her job is to watch the kids, ain't no one got dibs on her. NO ONE," I said glaring at him.
He nodded looking away, "Yeah I feel you."
That reminds me I need them to drop off Elaina's whip.
I called up homeboy at the shop, "Hey Tino, that car ready that I told you to pick up at the restaurant?"
"Yeah finished up a few minutes ago Spooky," he answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna give you the address and I need you to drop it off and give the girl the keys," I ordered.
"Not a problem Spooky."
"Alright I'll message you," and with that I hung up sending the address.
I drove off to Ramon's place, he was already outside in the back setting up.
"Aye fool," I smiled.
He nodded, "What up Oscar."
I shook my head, "nothing much."
He sighed, "bro, I can't wait until all these fine ass bitches come through tonight, your boy finna to have a good time."
I smiled, "cross your fingers and hope your girl don't come crash the party."
His face paled, "aye Spooky, don't be saying no crazy shit like that, knock on wood fool."
I chuckled.
I'm only trying to see one person right now.
I texted Elaina the address and she replied back with a thumbs up.
Maybe she'll come.. and maybe we'll get to talk some more.
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