Spiderson and irondad one shots

Another group chat

Thor: hello!

Nat: yes Thor?

Tony: Thor what do you want it's literally three in the morning

Thor: well, I couldn't sleep so I decided to go on a app called wattpad the kids are always talkings about

Peter: oh shi-

Shuri: THEY HAVE DISCOVERED US!!

Peter: RUNN!!

Tony: ???? What is going on??

Clint: I need my sleep this better be quick!

Steve: what is it Thor?

Thor: well, I found something quite disturbing

Thor has shared a link

Clint: oh gawd

Bruce: I am disturbed!!

Tony: my eyes!

Nat: I cannot un- read that in my mind!

Steve: tony.... WHAT THE Langauge?

Tony: ........

Nat: isn't that illegal tony?

Clint: ya.... " Tony pulled peter into the room and placed his hand on Peters waist as the other lightly stroked his cheek. " Mr. Star- "
" shhh" tony placed a finger on Peters mouth"

Tony: I DONT NEED TO READ IT AGAIN KATNISS!

Tony: someone give me bleach for my eyes!

Peter: ayeeeee he making gen z references now!

Shuri: ayeeeee

Peter: ooh a link!

Shuri: ooh where?

Thor: young mid guardians I do not think that would be a good ide-

Tony: no don't!

Nat: don't read it!

Bruce: there reading it,

Shuri:..........

Peter: what THE FU-

Steve: Langauge!

Tony: WHY DID YOU READ IT?!?

Peter: I DIDNT KNOW!

Shuri: that's it

Shuri: my eyes I can't- I'm disturbed by that story

Shuri: WHERES THE GUN?!

Bruce: ... shuri..??

Peter: mood

Shuri: SOMEBODY GIVE ME A GUN!

Nat: I'm confused

Thor: i thought I would share that with you guys

Clint: what the hecc happened tony?!?

Tony: nothing!

Tony: I'm disturbed too katniss!

Nat: then what happened!!

Tony: it's a fucking FAN FIC guys fan
FICTION!

Steve: ohhh

Bruce: makes sense

Shuri: BUT STILL!!

Shuri: IM DISTURBED!!

Peter: same

Peter: some fan is MESSED up!

Nat:^^

Clint: ^^^

Thor: apparently it was called ' starker'