The Avengers were all sitting on the couch, having a wonderful day just relaxing on the couch.
Nat, who was reading a magazine spoke up and said " did you know smaller animals are more dangerous? There's less space to bottle up their anger"
Steve questionably raised a eyebrow " Give me a example"
" SPIDERS! Those things are terrifying!" Clint exclaimed. " Wasps" Sam said without looking up from his phone. " Terriers" Thor said walking into the living room.
" Tony" Rhodey shivered.
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" PETER WHEN I FIND YOU YOUR DEAD!!"
Peter heard this from the other room and was shaking as he popped his head into the room the noise came from, it didn't sound friendly.
" Oh no, not you sweetie. Your a perfect little angel. Love your life" Gamora sweetly said.
Peter nodded " Thanks Ms. Gamora"
" Just Auntie Gamora is fine" She smiled.
Peter grinned and walked out of the room to continue his homework.
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" Tall people are the enemy of us little people" Tony grumbled.
" Can't even see you hating all the way down there" Stephen smirked.
Tony made the cutest angry face like a five year old. " I WILL TIE YPUR FUCKING SHOE LACED TOGETHER AND YOU WONT KNOW TILL ITS TO LATE!!"
Nat casually walked in " Told you smaller things are the enemy"
" wait, what if they are not wearing shoe laces?" Clint asked.
Tony glared at Clint.
" I'm never wearing shoe laces again" Bruce laughed.
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Bruce walks into the Lab to see Tony lying on the floor. " What happened Tony?"
"He's just overwhelmed he has been lying there for thirty minutes" Rhodey said.
" THIRTY MINUTES?!"
" Yup" Rhodey said, popping the 'p' a bit.
" What happened?" Bruce concernedly asked.
" Peter called him Dad"
" Pfft, I'm surprised that didn't happen sooner."
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" I want to be a caterpillar" Peter proudly said, walking into the room.
" Explain?" Nat asked, raising a eyebrow.
" Eat a lot, Sleep a lot, wake up beautiful"
" Pretty reasonable" Clint said.
" You know they only have a lifespan of like two weeks right?" Stephen asked.
" Yup, That's another highlight!" Peter boomed.
Tony: " pEtEr nO-"
HI POTATOS!!
I'm so so so so so so so sorry I haven't updated in like so long.
Like I said I've been busy updating my 'Replaced' book.
Plssss go check it out.
Since I've been making you guys wait so long I might do a face reveal by next week.
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Like I said I'm trying SUPER hard to try and update more I just have a humongously empty brain.
( no big brain time for me)
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Spiderson and irondad one shots
FanfictionIron man and Spider-Man one shots ( that includes rest of the Avengers) What else is there to say? The first chapters of this book were written a long time ago and are kinda bad btw :D I am overwhelmed at how much love this book has. Thank you guys...
