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Brucetta: WHAT THE FUC-

Stevia: Language!

Brucetta: why is my body so curvy?!?!

Peter:??

Tony: pfft..... wtf Bruce?

Brucetta: I HAVE A VAGINA!!

Natasha: What the heck is going on with you?

Brucetta: I

Brucetta: HAVE

Brucetta: A

Brucetta: VAG-

Tony: OK OK. THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE CHAT!

Peter: I'm not a child!

Tony: Yes, u are.

Peter: no I'm not.

Natasha: Ok Peter we get it. But there is also other children not just you.

Natasha * cough cough Clint*

Clint: WOULD U GUYS SHUT UP!

Natasha: told you

Clint: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY NAP WITH MY FAVOURITE STUFFED ANIMAL.

Tony: yeah I see what u mean

Clint: see what?

Brucetta: ......

Tony: hey Bruce what's with the name change?

Brucetta: Hmm? WAIT WHAT THE I DID NOT DO THAT

Peter: weird

Brucetta: GUYS IM A FUCKING GIRL!

Tony: Bruce what are you on about?

Tony: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD BRUCE WHAT THE-

Tony: WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS AND A VAGINA?!?!

Brucetta: I DONT KNOW TONY!

Brucetta: AHHHHHH

Tony: AHHHHH

Tony: also, go out some clothes on I don't need you walking around the house like that, there still children here.

Peter: IM NOT A CHILD!!

Tony: yes you are, not of discussion topic right now though.

Nat: Did you just see Bruce naked?

Tony: Meh, not the first time. Man those drunk science lab days.

Tony: Anyway, but he has a women's body and long hair.

Nat: 😱 I CALL BRAIDING IT!!!

Wanda: :/

Nat: ok you can help me. Only because I love you

Wanda: :)

Peter: ME TOO!

Nat: yes you too Peter.

Brucetta: SOMEONE HELP ME.

Tony: sorry but I guess your stuck like that until we find a cure.

Brucetta: WELL SOMEONE FIND A FU-

Stevia: LANGUAGE

Brucetta: -ING CURE!!!

Tony: ok I'll go work on it Bruce.

Tony: also go put some clothes on.

* Tony has left the chat*

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