The story of the two weebs

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30YearsMazeXRead

It's sort of randomness but then sort of has a plot...?

Sorry but I couldn't say no to the ending...

(Please don't leave me I am helpless, How could I do this?)


It's no secret that Peter and Shuri are best friends.

Two, Meme loving, crazy, smart-ass, Crackhead best friends..

" ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY RUNNING AROUND WITH REAL LIFE LIGHT SABERS?!" Tony screeched.

" Toe-nay, calm your tits"

( that sounds so funny in T'challa's voice XD)

" The kids are going to kill each other" ' Toe-NAYEE crossed his arms.

" How the heck did they even make those?!" Tony and Bruce both exclaimed.

" SHUT UP! TOE NAIL!" Peter screamed to Tony as he ran after Shuri.

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Peter tried so hard to contain his laughter as he sent a meme to Shuri.

" If I were a superhero I would just eat tide-pods, because they can survive that, us mortals can't"

Lil-petie: HAHHAHA

Lil-petie: MORTAL!!!

UltimateT-poser: Excuse me!

Lil-petie: Oh sorry ' Princess'

UltimateT-poser: YOU DID NOT!!

Lil-petie: oh yeah I did.

UltimateT-poser: whatever PEASANT.

Lil-petie: You still can't eat tide pods!

UltimateT-poser: it's not like you have tried yet.

Lil-petie: ....

UltimateT-poser: HAH!!

Lil-petie: watxh me

UltimateT-poser: NO watch ME

* UltimateT-poser has sent a video*

Lil-petie: SHURI!!

Lil-petie: SHURI I WAS JOKING!!

Lil-petie: Go get a Doctor NOW

UltimateT-poser: pshffff doctors are for WEAK

Lil-petie: SHURIII!

Lil-petie: Fine I'm calling T'Challa!

UltimateT-poser: ew, him.

" SHURI!!"

T'Challa busted Shuri's door open.

" Excuse you, please replace my door!"

" SHURI I TOLD YOU TO STOP TAKING EVERYTHING ONLINE SO SERIOUSLY!!" Violently shaking her like a rubber chicken.

" Do you feel dizzy?! Are you sick?!"

" Well of course I feel dizzy you were shaking me like I'm a-"

" WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE YOUR SICK!! DOCTORRRR!!"

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